You may be wondering: just what are the TEMPS?  We TEMPS are The Army of the Facial One, the devoted (and devout) followers of Lt. Templeton Peck, of The A-Team fame. You may be wondering: just where did the TEMPS come from?  We TEMPS are members of the Virtual Asylum, and you can usually find one of us wandering the hallowed halls. You may be wondering: just what do the letters TEMPS stand for?  I have no idea.

You may be wondering: just what do the TEMPS do?  We TEMPS do a plethora of things...some of us write fan fiction featuring our favorite conman, some of us read it, some of us torture those who do not write fast enough...but all of us find the time to talk about, dream about, and fantasize about the god that is Templeton Peck.

You may be wondering: just who do the TEMPS consider enemies?  We TEMPS are in a constant battle with the forces of evil, a.k.a. The MCBA (Murdock's Crazy Barmy Army), The Hannipeeps (those who follow the teachings of Hannibal Smith), the BABAB (B.A.'s Bad-Ass Babes), and those annoying UTAF (United A-Team Front) people.

You may be thinking: I too adore Templeton Peck, I too can effectively wield pen, keyboard, and jelly gun, how can I too become a TEMP?  Joining us is a simple thing.  Simply follow this link to the Virtual Asylum group at Yahoo!Groups, announce yourself, and declare your undying allegiance to The Facial One (and don't let anyone talk you out of it).